Post by nikov10 on Dec 24, 2009 12:09:56 GMT -5
In time for the Holiday Spirits the Niko Clause is bearing gifts for Everyone and Everything!!!
There are no returns on these presents so I hope you all use them wisely!!
To the AFC EAST as a whole the Niko Clause is bringing a Punching bag cuz I know the whole AFC East is sick and tired of beating up on eachother!
To the Patriots- Schroeduh ur gunna get 3 first round draft picks, Oh wait you already have those..very smart let's stack the team with the best QB and best WR and the best overall team with more loaded talent! Very smart instead Joe your going to get a beat down by the jets the next time you meet
The Jets- Boerny, one of my fave on here you my friend are getting another trip to the AFC championship game this year.
The Bills- your gift is coming in the offseason and it will be Adrian Peterson, and With peterson will come super Bowl rings.
The Dolphins- you will get a win....eventually
AFC South
The Colts- Niko Clause is going to bring you another Tie...only the best for the colts
Jaguars- Your going to get revenge on the Chiefs in Week 6
Titans- Your first superbowl appearence...just not this year
Texans- your getting the gift of a streak...now what kind of streak is up too you
North
Bengals- Niko Clause is going to take away the curse of the Bungles! You will never be called the Bungles again...well as long as you win more then 6 games
Ravens- Your going to get sweet revenge on Shredder this yearas I bless you with ninja turtle strength and numb chuck skills like bone other.oh and I meant revenge on shroeduh
Steelers- You stole Adrian Wilson... Niko Clause isn't very happy with you
Browns- You get the gift of greatness...nikov10 to play your games for 3 weeks
West
Chargers- you got your gift early with that great game vs the chiefs!and for looking at your gift early I had to get a little payback as we gave 2 free points away against u
Broncos- I checked this List, and it was the only christmas list that wanted one thing on it...Steroids
Oakland Raiders- your getting the gift of giving..as you gave away your first round pick for next years draft class..that isn't looking like a good move atm..but Niko clause wants only the best for his VNFL owners so you will also get a winning streak!
Chiefs- you will get the gift of rememberence, so next time you remember to press start and then quit.
NFC
East
Eagles- you will get the strength to finally over take the panthers...
Cowboys- you got your gift early...Homo to TO! Oh what a blessed day
Giants- you will get a brain...to give to ELI..or maybe a personality you can choose
Redskins- you will get the AFC EAST this year! And B potential Dion Grimes
South-
Saints- Niko Clause will give this owner a muzzle....
Falcons- You will get another Saftey..and then another safety as we have found the secret to ur sucess..excess safeties
Panthers- Donald Brown will become a star...and you will get to the superbowl again...qwinning is another thing
Buccaneers- Niko Clause is delivering you the gift of speed for next season..as ruud and barber best days are behind them
North
Vikings- gift of no more AP headaches..you will finally reach the playoffs when you learn that you can win without him
Packers- More Runningbacks! And another free win
Bears- Jay Cutler will lose his double chin..not really a great gift biut I can't stand looking at him anymore
Lions- Totalcontrol90 my man from Socom days..were gunna finnally get u a green card...and then an all paid trip to see calvin and stafford on the IR
West-
Cardinals- the gift of a superbowl
49ers- the gift of upsets, but you will decide which side of the spectrum you lay on
Seahawks-LIQ N-Clause will give you the gift of delay...and if your nice maybe even a playoff birth this year.
Rams- You get the gift of Demarcus Ware on ur roster..now you gotta get him on the field.
Merry Christmas eve to all...this was done in good fun and I hope everyone enjoys their gifts and maybe even got a little chuckle..and No1 took any offense
ENJOY!
There are no returns on these presents so I hope you all use them wisely!!
To the AFC EAST as a whole the Niko Clause is bringing a Punching bag cuz I know the whole AFC East is sick and tired of beating up on eachother!
To the Patriots- Schroeduh ur gunna get 3 first round draft picks, Oh wait you already have those..very smart let's stack the team with the best QB and best WR and the best overall team with more loaded talent! Very smart instead Joe your going to get a beat down by the jets the next time you meet
The Jets- Boerny, one of my fave on here you my friend are getting another trip to the AFC championship game this year.
The Bills- your gift is coming in the offseason and it will be Adrian Peterson, and With peterson will come super Bowl rings.
The Dolphins- you will get a win....eventually
AFC South
The Colts- Niko Clause is going to bring you another Tie...only the best for the colts
Jaguars- Your going to get revenge on the Chiefs in Week 6
Titans- Your first superbowl appearence...just not this year
Texans- your getting the gift of a streak...now what kind of streak is up too you
North
Bengals- Niko Clause is going to take away the curse of the Bungles! You will never be called the Bungles again...well as long as you win more then 6 games
Ravens- Your going to get sweet revenge on Shredder this yearas I bless you with ninja turtle strength and numb chuck skills like bone other.oh and I meant revenge on shroeduh
Steelers- You stole Adrian Wilson... Niko Clause isn't very happy with you
Browns- You get the gift of greatness...nikov10 to play your games for 3 weeks
West
Chargers- you got your gift early with that great game vs the chiefs!and for looking at your gift early I had to get a little payback as we gave 2 free points away against u
Broncos- I checked this List, and it was the only christmas list that wanted one thing on it...Steroids
Oakland Raiders- your getting the gift of giving..as you gave away your first round pick for next years draft class..that isn't looking like a good move atm..but Niko clause wants only the best for his VNFL owners so you will also get a winning streak!
Chiefs- you will get the gift of rememberence, so next time you remember to press start and then quit.
NFC
East
Eagles- you will get the strength to finally over take the panthers...
Cowboys- you got your gift early...Homo to TO! Oh what a blessed day
Giants- you will get a brain...to give to ELI..or maybe a personality you can choose
Redskins- you will get the AFC EAST this year! And B potential Dion Grimes
South-
Saints- Niko Clause will give this owner a muzzle....
Falcons- You will get another Saftey..and then another safety as we have found the secret to ur sucess..excess safeties
Panthers- Donald Brown will become a star...and you will get to the superbowl again...qwinning is another thing
Buccaneers- Niko Clause is delivering you the gift of speed for next season..as ruud and barber best days are behind them
North
Vikings- gift of no more AP headaches..you will finally reach the playoffs when you learn that you can win without him
Packers- More Runningbacks! And another free win
Bears- Jay Cutler will lose his double chin..not really a great gift biut I can't stand looking at him anymore
Lions- Totalcontrol90 my man from Socom days..were gunna finnally get u a green card...and then an all paid trip to see calvin and stafford on the IR
West-
Cardinals- the gift of a superbowl
49ers- the gift of upsets, but you will decide which side of the spectrum you lay on
Seahawks-LIQ N-Clause will give you the gift of delay...and if your nice maybe even a playoff birth this year.
Rams- You get the gift of Demarcus Ware on ur roster..now you gotta get him on the field.
Merry Christmas eve to all...this was done in good fun and I hope everyone enjoys their gifts and maybe even got a little chuckle..and No1 took any offense
ENJOY!
